President Grifty McGriftFace is now aiming bigger with the new Trump Victory TOURBILLON, a $100,000 watch that doesn’t even seem to exist.

The design is miserable, the specifications are vague and it is everything most people do not want in a watch. Even the font on the front appears to have come from Word.

But, there may be something else going on here. A Quick Look at the FAQs for the watch is concerning-

‘The Trump Victory Tourbillon Watches start shipping in October/November/December… We cannot guarantee when an order will arrive. Consider any shipping or transit time offered to you, by us, only as an estimate. We are not liable for any delays in shipments.’

So, you could wait for years and there is nothing you can do.

‘Trump Watches can be shipped worldwide. International customers are responsible for all duties and taxes associated with their purchase.’

$100,000 and you pay the duties. It’s almost like they are trying not to sell real watches.

‘The images shown are for illustration purposes only and may not be an exact representation of the product.’

So, you don’t even know what you are buying.

‘You can buy the Trump “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT” Watches with your credit card or Bitcoin!’

Oooh Bitcoin. Untraceable Bitcoin from anywhere in the world. Hmmm.

‘There are no refunds. All sales are final.’

Oh come on, this is getting really odd.

‘GetTrumpWatches.com is not political and has nothing to do with any political campaign. Trump Watches are not designed, manufactured, distributed or sold by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization or any of their respective affiliates or principals. TheBestWatchesonEarth LLC uses the “Trump” name, image and likeness under a license agreement which may be terminated or revoked according to its terms. Trump Watches are intended as collectible items for individual enjoyment only, not for investment purposes.’

No, nothing political here. Just another grift.

Categories: Watches