Misc

The World’s Ugliest Dogs

Ladies and gentlemen, I fear that the fix was in at this year’s World’s Ugliest Dog competition. A three-year-old Neopolitan Mastiff named Martha took the $1,500 top prize at the annual celebration of repulsiveness in Petaluma, California. No offense to… Read More ›

I Hate Tennis

I’m a young man, relatively speaking. Thirty­-six. But I wake as if 96. After two decades of sprinting, stopping on a dime, jumping high and landing hard, my body no longer feels like my body. Consequently my mind doesn’t feel… Read More ›

Arrest this 5 year old!

A father is facing charges after he allegedly picked up a child at a day care center in Shelton, Connecticut, yelled at him and pinned him to the ground. Oh, and when officers arrived, the man demanded the 5-year-old be… Read More ›

The Bedfan

The Bedfan will help you sleep cooler, stop night sweats, ease menopause night sweats, eliminate sleeping hot, put an end to sleepless nights, or even save money on your air conditioning. The Bedfan cooling system is for you. The Bedfan… Read More ›

The OneBlade Core

I shave with a cheap Dorco Pace razor, and as someone who enjoys using fine objects and tools, I hate myself for it. It’s an ugly piece of plastic that looks like it was created by a failed basketball sneaker… Read More ›