The Dyson Zone™🤣

Today, Jake Dyson has unveiled the Dyson Zone™, Dyson’s first step into wearable technology. The Dyson Zone™ is a set of noise cancelling, high fidelity over-ear headphones which simultaneously deliver immersive sound to the ears, and purified airflow to the nose and mouth. The result of over a decade of air quality research and development, the Dyson Zone™ air-purifying headphones simultaneously tackle the urban issues of air quality and noise pollution… More here.

I would buy this…

if it wasn’t likely to be needlessly expensive like all other Dyson products

if it didn’t look completely rediculous

if the £300 Dyson fan we bought (we returned it within the hour) worked better than the £50 normal fan we bought the next day

if our cordless Dyson vacuum cleaner hadn’t broken just after 1 year when the guarantee had expired, and if the subsequent Tax vacuum we bought wasn’t a better performer in every area for a third of the price

and if James Dyson wasn’t a staunch Brexiteer who has much of his production undertaken abroad. I will never buy a Dyson product again.

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