That’s funny, but at least it would help to justify the cost of the thing. Thanks to Peter.
Oh, and if you want one the lead time is now out to 10-12 weeks!
As it happens, I was at the Apple Store yesterday having the battery replaced on my old iPhone X and I asked about the polishing cloth. The man helping me, who was absolutely brilliant by the way, just rolled his eyes and seemed to know I was not being serious. I won’t repeat the rest of the conversation, but needless to say he went way off script😀